Local Chatter II

Starring

Femaref as arda CEO Vagabond
Hinterlandbrigade as arda Ishtar
Crania as arda Dominix I
Ling Zao as arda Dominix II
Tarent Jar as arda Cerberus / Condor
Ashnazg as arda Vexor / Myrmidon
Sarah MacKenzie as arda top belt scout

ORielly Yarely
as fluid CEO Megathron
Aendoren as fluid Hurricane
Triksterism as fluid Drake
Blue Eyez as fluid Falcon
Lord Gorr as fluid Ishkur
Squisheee as fluid Dominix

Lady Withburn as passing tourist I
Shae Tiann as passing tourist II

Act III – A Hurricane is coming

Aendoren > nice….
Femaref > ups, we accidently the fleet
Triksterism > at least it wasnt the wyvern
Hinterlandbrigade > gf

Arda fleet jumps onto the Hurricane. Dominix and smaller ships warp in, CEO gives command to leave the battlefield. Arda retreats for the moment.

ORielly Yarely > uh how did i live?
ORielly Yarely > i had like 4 people pointing me
Femaref > lag I guess
ORielly Yarely > and how did the domi live?
ORielly Yarely > ya like all 6 of ur guys lagged?
Femaref > nah
Femaref > we didnt point him
Triksterism > lag turns off points
Triksterism > Its eScience
ORielly Yarely > i kno u didnt point the domi…….
Femaref > see
ORielly Yarely > my question is WHY
Femaref > because…
ORielly Yarely > i mean u coulda got a domi kill
Femaref > yeah, bring it back
Femaref > dont care
Triksterism > Hello
ORielly Yarely > i just find it odd
Hinterlandbrigade > bring it
Triksterism > Yeah Oreilly, dont be a pussy
ORielly Yarely > bring a domi back?
Femaref > bring the shit, hell bring your faction bs
Blu Eyez > look its the carebear stare
Triksterism > 1v9 asshole, dont fag out
Hinterlandbrigade > bring whatever you want
Triksterism > go fight them
Triksterism > HONORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Crania > O.o
Lord Gorr > PREPARE FOR GLORY

Triksterism switches into a scary monologue.

Triksterism > MUST, RESIST, GAY, AFFECTION…. HGGGHH!
ORielly Yarely > .
Hinterlandbrigade > so what =
Hinterlandbrigade > ?
Ashnazg > gay? where?
Hinterlandbrigade > so.. lets dance or what you’re wating for ?
Ling Zao > come on

Act IV – Space retards

They behave, as they’re pretty dissatisfied with their ships not dying.

ORielly Yarely > u had ur chance to kill a domi and a hawk
Blu Eyez > why is it that gay people always want to dance?
ORielly Yarely > u fucked it up
Hinterlandbrigade > cause im a little princess
ORielly Yarely > u had my hawk at 17% armor
ORielly Yarely > and u took all points off it
Femaref > awwwww
Ashnazg > so what?
ORielly Yarely > that kinda retarded is what
Femaref > isnt it even more retarted to lose a bait cane?
Femaref > with a falcon in grid?
Triksterism > wasnt a bait cane
Triksterism > He was doing his own thing
Hinterlandbrigade > ahh .. yeah
Femaref > and then, getting the falcon decloaked and nearly killed?
Ling Zao > shure
Femaref > I mean, seriously
Femaref > you gotta work on your performance
Lord Gorr > yeah, you guys should have killed both the harpy and the domi, no excuses
Triksterism > You mean the falcon you guys had pointed?
Femaref > >I< had pointed
Femaref > yep
Triksterism > and took all your other points off to run and grab?
Femaref > he jammed me, I know
ORielly Yarely > we were all at station docked
Ashnazg > exactly.
Triksterism > in turn losing theo ther ships?

Fluidic Anti-Gravity guys put up dumb faces.

ORielly Yarely > when the cane said he was being attacked
ORielly Yarely > all that was there….. when i arrived was ur fleet, my hawk which was pointed by at least 3 people, and the domi, falcon
ORielly Yarely > the domi didnt even get locked as far as i kno
ORielly Yarely > everyone took points off my hawk
ORielly Yarely > then the falcon warped off
Femaref > put up or shut up.
Femaref > we are ready
Ashnazg > so wheres your problem? that you didnt get killed?
ORielly Yarely > i get pissed when i meet retards
ORielly Yarely > i didnt get killed
Lord Gorr > that you guys are retarded
Lord Gorr > that’s where the problem is
Femaref > thx orielly
ORielly Yarely > but u shoulda killed the domi at least
Triksterism > Look at that, he got away and he’s pissed. Probably because he’s sharing a system with people as horrid as you guys, like commmeeeeeee onnnnnnnnn

The arda protagonists finish their petition and start dancing the “retard dance.”

Femaref > o/ o/
Ashnazg > \o \o
ORielly Yarely > i had 3 fucking point on me
ORielly Yarely > and i warped off with 17 % armor
Ling Zao > o/
Lord Gorr > srsly

Act V – EVE Art

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ORielly Yarely >
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Blu Eyez > ok ill meet you at belt 1 again
Squisheee > .
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Femaref > WTS: smacktalking without insulting 101
Lord Gorr > good one…
Blu Eyez > WTA Dealing with retarded ppl 201
Lord Gorr > you keep ’em coming
Blu Eyez > the advanced class
ORielly Yarely > but srsly…. the domi shoulda died
ORielly Yarely > i would not be so pissed if the domi died
Triksterism > Alright, I think we need to stop quarreling amongst ourselves and just make out
Femaref > bring it.
Blu Eyez > not to be mistaken with “Eve for Dummies” u guys bought all those
ORielly Yarely > u had ur chance
Lord Gorr > yeah AP classes help you with your community college degrees
Femaref > make out?
ORielly Yarely > it takes like 2 mins to align
Femaref > you wanna kiss trik?
Femaref > ♥
Triksterism > uh, sorry, dudes only pl0x
Triksterism > but no homo
Blu Eyez > ¿Got Gay¿
Sarah MacKenzie > there is nobody in belt 1 :(
Blu Eyez > officer spawn at top belt
Triksterism > im cloaked with my pants off
Sarah MacKenzie > I jizzed in my pants
Sarah MacKenzie > :(
Triksterism > :(
Blu Eyez > hey maybe i can join these guys guild and pvp them loke goon did to bob
Ashnazg > orielly ya
Blu Eyez > oops
Blu Eyez > lmao
Blu Eyez > we could be guildies
Lord Gorr > dewd, you blew yor cover
Lord Gorr > watch yourself!

Act VI – Hunters, Druids, Paladins

As the events unfold, the spectators see that some WoW gamer taint the local.

Blu Eyez > well im the best hunter in eve
Hinterlandbrigade > for real .. whats the problem that we didnt killed ya ? we expected your bs blob .. so WHAT ?
Blu Eyez > lvl 70 baby
Crania Kapuki > lol
Lord Gorr > dude i have a level 80 thanatos
Lord Gorr > its awesome
Hinterlandbrigade > oh sorr ythat we are not that stupid to risk our ships in useless fights …
Lord Gorr > i raided the archangels yesterday, soloed them in it
ORielly Yarely > ya u shoulda killed my ex gf in her domi
Blu Eyez > my alts name is testiculeez, he’s a roman wizard
Lord Gorr > more like a roamin’ wizard!
Squisheee > stfu orielly
Lord Gorr > OOOOOOHHHH
Blu Eyez > i use his magic roman helmet on newbs like u
Blu Eyez > it gives me crazy hp

Lord Gorr starts chanting some song.

Lord Gorr > YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY< OH OHHHH< LIKE NO ONE ELSE< OHH OHHHH< YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY AND I CAN’T HELP MYSELF> OHHH OHHHHHHH
Tarent Jar > hmmm i see no hawk in top belt
Femaref > never gonna give you up
Femaref > never gonna let you down
Blu Eyez > we went to planet 5 since u took so long
ORielly Yarely > are u refering to my hawk?
Squisheee > STFU ORIELLY
Squisheee > love you………..
ORielly Yarely > squishee wtf why did u go there in ur domi i told u not to
Squisheee > : ( well i was trying to help
ORielly Yarely > ur lucky they didnt kill you….. they should have if it was anyone else beside these guys u would be dead
Squisheee > : 9
Ling Zao > so your ceo is not the one giving the orders, or is it just that you guys dont want to follow his orders?
ORielly Yarely > what are u trying to say?
ORielly Yarely > like litterally i dont understand what ur asking
Femaref > you are not respected in your own corp.
ORielly Yarely > me?
Ling Zao > yuo sure understand me and you allready written it here in local
ORielly Yarely > can u translate what he just said for me femaref?
Lady Withburn > I respect cookies is that ok?
ORielly Yarely > what i meant ling, how am i being disrespected
Ling Zao > so you arn’t a nativ english speaker?
ORielly Yarely > nativ?
Femaref > *native
Femaref > :P
Ashnazg > e.g. ORielly Yarely > squishee wtf why did u go there in ur domi i told u not to :)
Squisheee > oh me?
Squisheee > oriwlly is a douche
Squisheee > my ex bf
ORielly Yarely > rude
Triksterism > You two never get along
Triksterism > It makes me sad
Squisheee > we used to
ORielly Yarely > we used too
ORielly Yarely > weird
Squisheee > : )

Act VII – Local love

Femaref > *blows a kiss to ash* but we get along well, dont we?

Soundeffects fill out the space as great Shae arrives.*

Shae Tiann > what an interesting time to overhear the conversation o_O
Ashnazg > hi shae.
Femaref > hi hon
Ashnazg > hi hon and hon …
Ashnazg > :3
Ling Zao > hi shae
Shae Tiann > o7
Femaref > silence….
Ashnazg > shure. /me catches kisses
Ling Zao > why?
Ashnazg > *sure.
Ashnazg > damn
Tarent Jar > tztztz
Ashnazg > y, shame on me …..
Triksterism > rifter come back :(
Triksterism > stop running away from your feelings
Femaref > jolly gf
Femaref > and you are crying about us not fighting
Aendoren > cheers GF
Squisheee > gf

~to be continued~

*sarcasm.

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